No idea what you would actually do with these, but it might be a neat gag-like gift for someone. Here's the details from the site:

Are you a Superhero seeking inconspicuous movement in the civilian world? The Secret Identity Eyeglass Kit is an ideal aid, lends 'poor vision' authenticity while providing legitimate fashion cred to any outfit.

Project Selima & Matt have created this exclusive Secret Identity Kit in collaboration with the Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. Text on the interior arms read, Project Selima & Matt for 826NYC. Ever Vigilant, Ever True.

Each kit contains a pair of custom eyeglasses and a hard shell case with SECRET IDENTITY debossed onto the exterior and STRIVE TO BE BORING printed on the interior.

The black frames come with clear plastic lenses that can be replaced with prescription or UV sun lenses. Visit your local eyewear professional or Selima Optique to have alternate lenses installed. Size 50mm wide/42mm high/130mm from temple to temple.

Nothing says alter ego like a good pair of eyeglasses. (why hello Clark, I didn’t see you standing there)

All proceeds benefit the Brooklyn Superhero Supply Company.

You can grab a pair for $40 over at the Matt Singer site HERE.

The Single Malt & Scotch Whisky Extravaganza® is held in 13 major markets around the United States, including Atlanta, Boston, Chicago, Dallas, Denver, Fort Lauderdale, Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Philadelphia, San Francisco and Washington, DC.

The gala evening event features a sampling of over 100 of Scotland's most prestigious single malt & Scotch whiskies as well as unique single malts from Ireland and Japan. At evening's end, a selection of premium, imported cigars are presented for the attendees' enjoyment after the event.

Included during the event: Taste over 100 single malt & Scotch whiskies, Savor a sumptuous buffet dinner, Premium imported cigars for your later enjoyment, Robb Report magazines for attendees, A souvenir tasting glass, and Raffle prizes.

You can check out all of the dates, details, buy tickets, and so on, at the site HERE.

Live the Smart lifestyle with the SilverSTAT 7, a true advanced Smart Energy Thermostat that seeks to replace the standard household thermostat with an advanced home climate control system. SilverSTAT 7 not only provides all the features of an intelligent 7 day programmable thermostat, but also features Smart Energy In-Home Display (IHD) to help monitor utility usage and expenses for green energy management.

The device is elegantly designed with its 7’’ touch screen display that illustrates the distribution of household energy down to individual appliances. With its IEEE 802.15.4 wireless interface, the SilverSTAT 7 will speak to the new smart meters that will have the ability to send information on real-time electricity and gas use in households directly to the utility companies. This process eliminates the inconvenience of meter readings and the inefficiencies of their controversial estimates. Reductions in peak energy demand are encouraged by providing customers with an instantaneous view of their ongoing energy usage and utility pricing on their networked in-home display. Potential savings can be achieved by turning off or rescheduling the use of appliances for a more cost efficient time.

With the built-in 802.11 Wi-Fi interface, the SilverSTAT 7 can successfully communicate with a home network and internet services. It hosts useful smart gadgets to enhance the convenience of daily tasks with attractive features including streaming photos, music and content direct from Live.com and from the PC. Through Windows technology, users can control their digital universe with access to email, stock prices, real-time weather forecasting, billing and price schedules for energy providers and more! SilverSTAT 7 is packed with features to consolidate the tasks of managing energy usage in a home.

The set comes with a flask that has a great toast on it, saying "To Alcohol! The cause and solution to all of life's problems". It also comes with four shot glasses, each with a Homer facial expression on the front and a famous Homer phrase on the back.

The only problem here is that the site is sold out at the moment, and you might have to jump through some hoops to get it shipped to you from the UK when it's back in stock.

You can check out the UK site HERE.

Let me know if there's anywhere in the U.S. that might sell this.

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The Los Angeles 2009 Lebowski Fest will be a two day event hel on May 7th and 8th. Here's the details of the fest:

May 7th – Lebowski Fest LA Movie Party @ The Wiltern
Music by Yuto Miyazawa plus special guests Jeff "The Dude" Dowd, Jon Polito (Da Fino), Phlip Moon (Woo the rug pisser), Jim Hoosier (Liam), Lu Elrod (Waitress) & Robin Jones (Ralph's Checkout Girl), followed by a screening of the film.
Doors at 7pm. Show at 8. All Ages.
Mezzanine (Seated) – $15
Main Floor (Partially Seated) – $19.99

May 8th – Lebowski Fest LA Bowling Party @ Cal Bowl
Bowling, costume, trivia and other contest with special guests Jeff "The Dude" Dowd, Jon Polito (Da Fino), Mark Pelligrino (Blonde Treehorn Thug), Phlip Moon (Woo the rug pisser), Jim Hoosier (Liam), Lu Elrod (Waitress) & Robin Jones (Ralph's Checkout Girl)! 9pm. Ages 21 and over. Ticket includes general admission bowling* and shoe rental. *Bowling is general admission and not guaranteed.
General Admission $27.50

The official 8th Annual Lebowski Fest will be held on July 10th-11th in Louisville KY.

You can read about both events at the Lebowski Fest HERE.

Table features include:

– Lighted cup recesses to prevent cups from being knocked over when hit and also to illuminate cups sitting on the table.

– Four side running lights which strobe in different patterns that can be selected by the push of a button. (Available only in red, green, and blue lighting options)(Lights under cups do not strobe)

– Corner ball tracks where extra balls can be placed during game play.

– Sliding "bounce plate" that can be centered on the table so a bounceable surface exists for game play.

– Protective clear tops that can be removed for cleaning purposes or to change out the colored tops or lights.

– Six cup recesses per side for playing Flip Cup. Collapsible leg system that folds table in half for easy transportation and storage. Lock and carrying handle for secure transportation. Tables weigh 60 lbs and are 4'x2' folded and 8'x2'x34" (from floor to top edge)

If you're interested in one, you can check them out HERE.

Saturday Night Live's golden boy Andy Samberg will be putting out a comedy album, titled Incredibad, next February, and you can expect it to be just as raunchy as "Dick In A Box" and "Jizz In My Pants." A slew of "real" musicians will join Samberg on the album, including T-Pain, Norah Jones, Jack Black, E-40, the Strokes' frontman Julian Casablancas and Justin Timberlake.

The album is a product of the three-man team known as the Lonely Island, comprised of Samberg and fellow SNL writers Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer.   

You can read the rest of the article over at Rolling Stone HERE.

You can watch the video from "I'm On A Boat" HERE. (NSFW)

Also, in case you haven't seen it yet, you can also catch "Jizz In My Pants" HERE. (NSFW)

Also, you can get the CD from Amazon HERE.

If you're looking for a cool set, these Animal  themed shot glasses would be worth getting. Here's a little bit of info about them from the site:

Shot glasses for the passionate animal lover… or the avid hunter. Either way, the Animal Shot Glasses are made of black glass and balance atop the head of either a bear, bull, deer, moose or rhinoceros.

They're a little on the expensive side, at $54 for a set of two of them, but if you're interested you can buy a couple of them HERE.

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is exactly what it sounds like. Author Seth Grahame-Smith has taken the original text of Jane Austen's novel and added in zombie scenes. I'm sure some people are horrified by this (pun intended), and if you see one of those people, make sure to point and laugh.

Here's the best endorcement of the book I've seen, pulled right from the Amazon site:

JANE AUSTEN is the author of Sense and Sensibility, Persuasion, Mansfield Park, and other masterpieces of English literature. SETH GRAHAME-SMITH is the author of How to Survive a Horror Movie and The Big Book of Porn.

I'm going to have to go snag this, and if you're interested, you can pick it up HERE for a little over $10.

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The idea is pretty simple, see an idiot that doesn't know how to park their car, whip out one of these white cards that says "nice parking" on it, and place it under their winshield wiper. Perfect.

For $15 you get 100 cards, and a nice little carrying case for them.

You can buy them over at the Jack Spade site HERE.

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